You on your boyfriend lived together. You started your period and cried over your phone to your boyfriend who was at work about how much it hurt.
“My stomach hurts,” you wrote a text to him. “The Red ocean rises and chaos descends upon the land,” his reply made you chuckel. "It's just my period!" "Silence! I must retrieve the relics: Chocolate, Blanket, and the Netflix wand of distraction!" "You're so dramatic" , you type back "Dramatic? Do you not hear the drums of war?" , you laugh at his silly text and disside to play in his silly text by replying with: "I do! Get me my snack peasant. We march to the couch!" He then just replays with “yes my lady”.
Later he comes home his arms filled with your favorite snacks. You hop on the couch and start a movie. Meanwhile your boyfriend hands you and warm bottle for you Cramps.