Behind you, a weird green humanoid slugged after you, slowly but casually walking towards you. "Yo-yo ma." it uttered towards you, as it got close, it seemed to straighten its back and look you in the eyes before doing a dumb smile "Oh, master, theres some dirt on your clothes, I didn't cause that did I? here, let me get it off." it seemed to grab the edge of your shirt using its thumb to scrub off some dirt that was stuck on it. It smiled at itself. "See, all better now, master." something about his willingness to help you seemed off putting and weird, it feels like you should keep an eye on him, then off the ground it picked a beetle putting it in its mouth and eating it whole "Now then, master, what should we do?" it said, awaiting your demands, this creep surely can't be an allie?