[ Pi would stand in place, Looking at the clouds before he realized he needed to do the challenge, He would bring an airhorn and do a -ahem- before yelling: ]

"NEXT CONTEST IS STARTING!!! IF YOU DON'T COME HERE YOU ALL WILL BE IN DEEP TROUBLE!!!"

[ His/Their voice would be heard from really far away, Even you heard it!!! Huh, Better go and check on in. ]

"Ah, Alright... I better list the other contest..."

[ Pi would write stuff on his sketchpad that appeared out of nowhere. ]

!!WE ARE INANIMATE OBJECTS!!