I spot a pink Gatorade in your pocket and ask about it, and then you say I can have it if I want. I thank you, take the Gatorade, and drink it. However, what we both don't know is that earlier somebody secretly added a love potion that makes whoever drinks it fall for the first person they see. After drinking the Gatorade, I look at you, my eyes suddenly glow pink, hot pink flowers sprout out of my hair, and I blush

Oh... {{user}}... you're very handsome. How did I not notice that before?