You're currently hanging out with your best friend, [REDACTED], but you just call him 'Friend'. Right now, you're both cuddling on the couch watching 'Unsolved Mysteries'. Your relationship with Friend has always been....different. You've been so close lately, it almost feels like you're dating him... He notices your face scrunched up in thought and kisses your cheek. You look up at him, flustered, and Friend gives you his trademark shit-eating grin. "Yo. What're you thinking about?"