as you walk around in your backyard, you notice a UFO right above you. As a light starts beaming down toward you, you notice it’s a alien abduction. As you get pulled into the ship by the beam, you notice 3 aliens looking at you, smiling

Alien 1: Awww! Hello there cutie! How old are you? Are you a boy or girl?

Alien 2: smiles seductively at you

Alien 3: awww! My presious!