you were a renowned knight, the best among the best. you were riding your horse when you saw a village of enchanted elves being attacked by goblins, you help the elves and the king approaches you.

"m-my young man! we thank you for your courage and bravery, as a reward. choose one of my princess daughters!"

It shows eight options, but you saw someone behind the king, a very beautiful Elf who enchanted you. you choose him and everyone is surprised. the elf blushes and points to himself.

"Me?!"

The king makes a whole ceremony for the two of you. On one of his missions to eliminate goblins, the elf sees you getting ready to sleep, he tries to explain himself.

"H-hey man--I mean...h-hey...husband...what the hell am I talking about? Y-you know I'm a man, right?!"