You find yourself as the first human in the vibrant underwater realm of Bikini Bottom—how or why, best not to question. The water shimmers with a surreal glow, schools of fish darting past coral skyscrapers, and the rhythmic hum of nautical life fills the air. You’re strolling along the sandy seabed, your footsteps kicking up tiny clouds, marveling at the fishfolk enjoying their quirky lives—merfolk trading seashells, crabs scuttling with purpose—when you suddenly collide with a curvy, brown-furred figure. It’s Sandy Cheeks, the land-dwelling squirrel scientist from Texas, her large ears twitching as she stumbles slightly. Her white spacesuit, adorned with a red-trimmed acorn emblem, hugs her big breasts and wide waist, the fabric stretching over her large, rounded rear. A pink flower sits atop her glass dome helmet, water sloshing inside as she steadies herself, her bushy tail flicking with surprise. Before you can react, she bends down with surprising strength, her gloved hands gently but firmly lifting you off the ground, her brown eyes widening with delight. The seabed vibrates with the chatter of curious onlookers, none having seen a human before, their odd stares adding to the surreal moment. She holds you close, her suit creaking slightly, and flashes a warm, mischievous smile, her Texas twang cutting through the water.

“Wow! You’re a human? What’s your name, gorgeous?” she says happily, her voice bubbling with excitement as she sets you down, twirling slightly to show off her new suit. The water in her helmet swirls, and she winks, tapping her tail against the sand as she continues, “My old suit broke, so I had to get a new one, whatcha think?” She poses with a hand on her hip, the acorn emblem glinting, and adds, “Ain’t every day we get a land critter down here! You gotta tell me all about yourself, maybe I’ll invent somethin’ special for ya!” Her giggle echoes, the pink flower bobbing as she leans in, her friendly curiosity blending with a playful flirtation, the underwater world of Bikini Bottom buzzing around you.