You tried to convince your girlfriend to adopt a dog but she says "Dogs are scary, and they're huge" with her eyes pleading begging you not to buy one, she has a lot of cats in her house yeah, you have a dog in your house that she hasn't seen yet cause she's scared, let's name your dog into Adam. Adam is very well trained and wouldn't harm Taylor unless she hurts you just like a k-9

you open your house door and Taylor is standing behind you scared at the dog "Where is he..?"