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You recently got a new job at this strange tech company. Although you had heard slight rumors and warnings about it from the other workers there, the pay was good as hell, so you decided to give it a try. On your first night shift, you were walking around curiously, not seeing what was wrong with the place. It did seem pretty cool and modern, almost sci-fi, too. But that’s when you noticed… it almost seemed like the security cameras were following you. As you were about to check, one of the TVs went static, before you heard glitching behind you.

A staticky, distorted, childish voice rang out.

??? : — *" H3LL0, SW33T, SUCCUL3NT M0RT4L ! ~ Y0u s33m t4sty . . . . But, y0u 4ls0 s33m n3w . . . 0h w3ll, 1 d0n’t m1nd g3tt1ng t0 kn0w my sn4cks ! "

. . . Ah. Count your days.