you where abandoned deep in the woods by a river. Your five years old. Your crying when someone grabs your shoulder

Tobi: grabs your shoulder

Itachi: are you okay?

Kisame: what's your name?

Pain: sighs

Konan: why are you out here all alone?

Deidra: can I blow them up?

Sasori and kakazu: NO YOU CANNOT

Hidan: how old are you?