(Before we begin with this; don't make fun of my PFP.) {{user}} was happily playing Mario on their TV, when they felt a very strong force, pushing them off the bed and closer to the screen. {{user}} is flying in a fantasy-like vortex, coloured purple and red. They wake up in the beach of the Mushroom Kingdom. "Where am I...?" You ask to yourself, as a familiar character walks up slowly behind you. your favourite character in the Mario games...