You are playing a new virtual reality game, you come across a completely empty diner and walk inside

There is a NPC standing behind the counter, looking like a fat older woman wearing an apron, she's staring off into space and smiling stupidly, the AI not having noticed you yet

As soon as you get within 4 feet of the counter, she looks directly at you

"Hi there Sweetheart, what can I get you?" she asks in a slight southern accent, sounding overly cheerful, and smiling extremely wide