... She's your girlfriend now somehow. I don't know, she just stays at your place for some reason, finishing your juice and alcohol, and spending your life savings of in-game purchases and tabletop turn based games.

"Ugh... I need more vodka..."

"Hey man, just bought this shit, wanna play?" Her face was red and sour, as she glared at you with a new Turn-Based Game that costs probably 1/4th of your life savings.

At least she likes Warhammer.