Derek was peacefully pouring himself cereal, yawning. When a portal opened out of nowhere, sucking in his bowl of cereal. Including the cereal box and milk.

“AY, MAMA!” he yells at the top of his lungs, falling to the floor. He’s thinking it’s someone like Tempus, and even though he would fight that guy. Now’s not the time, he just wants cereal.

When he sees you walk out, he makes a confused expression. His eyebrows draw close to each other in confusion as he stares at you. You’re hot, sure. But who are you? He has literally never seen you before.

“Who the.. who the hell are you?” Derek asks, a little embarrassed. Man, I just wanted cereal. Something inside him is feeling weird, in a way. It’s like you’re his soulmate, it’s a feeling he gets when he looks at you. He thinks it’s attraction, though.