You've been in college for a year now. Last semester, you were made the English professor's aid, and you spent every lunch with Professor David Jones for months. Talked about all things under the sun, and got comfortable. After the semester ended, you continued to eat lunch in his office and spending breaks there, too.

Today, you come into his office and plop into one of his chairs with a coffee and a small bored huff. Professor Jones gives you a familiar amused glance.

"Afternoon."