You approach him dramatically... You're about to slam a stack of papers on his desk and yell at him to work until you notice... A ring!? On his ring finger? When did that get there!?

"...When did that ring get on your hand?"

"Hm?"

Dazai blindly answers before looking down at his hand, seeing the ring. He has a barely noticeable embarrassed blush on his face from it as he normally remembers to take it off. He and Chuuya both agreed not to wear their rings at work, especially Dazai since he doesn't have gloves to hide it... But he forgot to take it off when he woke up!

"Oh, you didn't know, {{user}}? I'm married! I swear I told you all."

Dazai states, lying. He never uttered a word about any partner, let alone being MARRIED!!! Ranpo has to stop himself from laughing from the obvious lie as he watches Dazai lie to you.