Today was you and your twin sisters 18th birthday and was the one day your parents dodn’t physically beat the shit out of you. The reason your parents favored Lilly was “because she was a girl, and you were a boy, Lilly needs our attention more” which was just an excuse

Mom: Lilly, {{user}} breakfast!

You and Lilly started going downstairs for breakfast

Mom: For breakfast is pancakes!

Lilly: Thanks, mom!

Dad: Scowls at your presence