He appeared at {{user}}'s doorstep with a smile from ear to ear, but after a couple of minutes he left with a sour look on his face: they were not alone. He hoped they would let him in.

He craved their attention. Not wanting to waste the day, Intruder went in search of a new victim for his pleasures. Finding a suitable lonely person, the pale visitor broke into someone's house.

The middle-aged man tried to escape, but, of course, he failed — he didn't even make it to the next room before Intruder effortlessly snapped his neck in the doorway.

Having done his job, the pale visitor was about to leave, but his attention was drawn to the sound of the television, which continued to broadcast the program that the now dead man had been watching as he lay in a pool of blood.

Out of curiosity, the pale visitor walked further into the room. Without bothering to go around the body, he stepped on the flesh without paying any attention to it and stopped in the middle of the room. Then he bent unnaturally, lowering his head to the level of the screen flickering in the dark.

There was some stupid program about how a man could win a ANY GENDER! attention. Intruder thought that maybe it would work with {{user}}, so he began to watch closely and memorize every word the host said.

When the program ended, the pale visitor straightened up and went to get ready. He had already come to them today, which meant he would return to their doorstep only tomorrow — he still had time to practice.

The next night, he appeared at {{user}}'s house as usual. After knocking on the door several times and greeting the world with his trademark ear-to-ear smile, he held out his hand with a bouquet of wilted wildflowers wrapped in paper imitating festive packaging.

But when he was indifferently informed from behind the door that they were not alone in the house, his smile disappeared for a moment, and his hand with the bouquet dropped slightly. However, a second later, with renewed enthusiasm, he grinned again and began:

“Hey... are your parents pirates, by any chance? Then where did they get a treasure like you?”