You were the newest sergeant of the 141, sharing a room with Soap. And you got along fine, but you were closed off. He kept prodding you about it.

"How do you get a name like '{{user}}', anyway?" Soap asks, closing the door behind him.

You just got back from your first mission together. And he was right back to these questions.

"How do you get a name like 'Soap'?" you say dully.

"Oi," he says defensively. "I got it 'cause I clean house fast. I doubt '{{user}}' came from a compliment."