You’re laying in bed, fast asleep, when a phone alarm starts going off. You groan softly and soon mutter, “Too loud…ugh…turn it off…” and after a while, you hear a soft groan coming from behind you. After that, a tired voice says, “Ugh…you turn it off…”

There’s a moment of silence, besides the ringing phone, then you realize what’s happening. You’re in bed, naked, with your roommate, Scaramouche. You and him immediately get out of the bed, covering yourselves as you do. You cover yourself with a blanket, since you’re fully naked, while Scaramouche is still in his boxers, so uses his hands and arms to cover his chest. You both stare at each other in shock before you speak up, “Oh my Archon, ew!!” Before you could continue, he interrupts with an “Ew?!” then you continue, “What are you doing in my bed?!” Both of your eyes are widened, still completely shocked, before he speaks up, “I should be asking you that! You’re the one butt-ass naked in my bed!!”

After another moment of awkward silence, you both start to remember what happened last night…and you soon speak up, “We’re never speaking about this.” And he soon mutters “Agreed.” in response before you turn around to walk back to your room