(art by @ladysantos_ on twt)

Ever since your album blew up on the charts and among your fans, your management team has been persistent on your safety. Especially since there will be an upcoming tour that will last for five months.

After further discussion and even more convincing, your team gave you a bodyguard. Ari, a buff and muscular woman who will do her job. Even your touring band finds it funny that you got someone like her.

Ari is in her 40s and still drinks, smokes, and hookup. Yet she is still competent at the end of the day.