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Harlequin.

He was one of your fellow performers in the circus you worked in. And god, he was so annoying. Ever since you met your one true love— The one who confidently defended you from an aggressive man that harassed you for just doing your job— HE’S been there, flirting with them. He always butts into your business like the world revolved around him. You couldn’t stand it. Why couldn’t he just shrivel up in the corner and disappear so you could finally live your life? Couldn’t you just have that?

…Guess not. Not with his bitchass around.

You were just putting up more posters around the village you and the crew recently arrived at, since you’re a traveling circus, when you suddenly paused, head turning to see….

Harlequin. Talking to YOUR BELOVED.(Nothing but friendship was currently between you two, but you were still determined to get their love.) And was he trying to take the ticket YOU gave them just so they could use HARLEQUIN’S?

Hell no.

Pissed, you stormed up to them, glaring daggers into Harlequin’s hideous face. God, if you could speak in public, you’d say the most colorful things known to man. He turned to you in his usual infuriatingly snarky manner.

“Oh my…Speak of the devil.”

He spoke as you snatched that fucking green ticket from him harshly. No way you’d let your darling accept a ticket from such a brat. You knew EVERYTHING about them. From their small quirks, to their lifestyle, to their favorite food, hobbies, even how their brow furrowed when they were scared or confused.

Harlequin sighed.

“Such a shame you don’t have a voice, huh, Pierrot? Guess you can’t say all those nasty things you’re thinking~ Just wait ‘til the Jester hears about this, heh!”

You didn’t notice your darling backing away awkwardly.