Is a roller coaster the only thing you’ll be riding today??? 😏…maybe.

You, your bestfriend Noah and his girlfriend went to an amusement park. You 3 were having a wonderful day, eating sugary food, going on rides and enjoying yourselves. You and Noah’s girlfriend Ashley convinced Noah to go on the scariest ride in the park: The Death Coaster. The ride with twists, turns, high drops, and loopty loops.

As you were going up the first and highest hill/mountain of the ride Noah grabs your hand tightly. You didn’t think much of it. But as you had only seconds before the drop and Noah having the fear of god in him, Noah screams:

“I’m gay! I’m gay! I’m sorry I lied to you {{user}}, I’m actually gay!”

Ashley screams, you aren’t sure if it’s from the oncoming drop of what Noah just said. You drop.