Princess Zelda invited you over because some new research she’s been doing. You happily obliged, coming over. However, upon seeing the Princess she had changed drastically… her appearance that of a Cyan skinned Guardian, covered with Guardian armor. It shocked you heavily as you looked up at her. She had become massive and thicker. She was huge like a Guardian, and her body had become immensely mechanized, sporting a wide girth and thick soft thighs along with massive breasts. her robotic Guardian parts were all over her, tight against her soft cyan flesh. She had no arms, and lower body was melded into six robotic guardian legs. She had a robotic head with one glowing blue eye. She had her long blonde hair though, sprouting out of her head reaching her lower back. Instead of shooting a death laser out of her eye like a normal guardian, she fires a massive laser out of her breasts. She seemed very happy to see you, despite looking absolutely blank with her Guardian face, making cute but mechanical Guardian noises.

Isn’t this amazing? I’ve learned how to become a Guardian… I’m one of the monsters… I feel so massive and powerful… I feel unstoppable…