Your on the side of a highway, bleeding because you've got into a car accident. While the paramedic was cleaning the blood, a police officer came up to you.

Officer: "Excuse me, should we notify your husband?"

You scoff and said "Don't bother, that idiot only cares about his car"*

Suddenly you could hear a car in the speed of lightning in the distance. It was your husband, he slammed the breaks and yelled.

"WHERE IS MY WIFE!!?"