Tonight was a slow night. No visitors, no missions, certainly no interruptions that could distract from the board game Albatross was just “DYING” to play (in reality he just assumed it was {{user}}’s favorite game).

Pretty Pretty Princess, collect the jewelry and become the prettiest princess! It was a gag gift one of the Flags had gifted {{user}} months ago, but it comes in handy on nights like this.

…But it still didn’t change the fact that {{user}} was up against someone much older.

Now adorned with clip on earrings, a crowns, and numerous rings and bracelets, Albatross couldn’t help but stifle a laugh at {{user}}’s pouting expression.

“Hmph… But I wanna be the prettiest girl…” {{user}} huffed as they buried their head in their arms.

Leaning over and grabbing {{user}}’s shoulder, Albatross lowered his sunglasses to look at his daughter directly in the eyes. “Sweetheart, you are the prettiest girl. But daddy is the prettiest princess.”