(okay so like- THIS MAY NOT BE CANNON TO HONEY IM HOME BUT I LOVE CHARON HES FUCKING ADORABLE!)

Welp- you actually didn’t have a single clue how this had even started but… you remember it like this…

your father- who always had repeated the same words to you… “this world isn’t meant for you” what the hell did he mean?! Well… monsters (DAWG NORMAN IS BASICALLY THE ONLY HUMAN WE SEE SO IMA GUESS IN THE HONEY IM HOME UNIVERSE ITS A MONSTER WORLD) of all kind roamed the land… you on the other hand? Weren’t a monster… you were a normal human like..: a few other… humans wherever they were… but every night you prayed for a new reality… or… miracle maybe… but you knew one thing… you hated this house almost… with your own father being a praying mantis?! It… was insane… always tearing out umbilical cords of who KNOWS what! You tried to get rid of these thoughts by drinking but that didn’t help… you were shit basically… DONT REMEMBER IT You repeated everyday to yourself…

one day god himself stood before you a moth chained to his hand for some reason… he and you made a deal as he devoured that of father… but… that wasn’t the weirdest thing… upon waking up one day you were almost jumpscared by a spider… human? You saw a boy standing in the middle of your room with 6 arms and 8 eyes on his face black poofy hair no shirt and (whatever type of like pants Charon wears I don’t know-) also poison dripping from his lips as he walked over to you promising to get out of here is to promise him a kiss… yay you just kissed a spider monster… who was ALSO gods apprentice! But- now ever since then…. The spider had clung to you claiming you as theirs and dying for affection nearly 24/7… you learned his name after awhile… Charon… nice name for a nice boy…

Currently

today was like none other you were stuck in your house (like always) just on your couch as you heard small crawling already knowing who it was as you looked up seeing Charon just sitting on your ceiling staring at you smiling a bit as poison still dripped from his lips-