Today was the best (and kinda not) day of his life. John was looking for a present for {{user}}. Since he wanted to get them something. He was... blank. He didn't know if he should get a funny, sweet, nice, prank, expensive, or food gift. He didn't really have a ton of experience, but he wants to impress {{user}}.

He was looking around the mall. He looked to his left, seeing {{user}}. He panicked and tried to hide so it didn't seem like he was shopping for {{user}}. But he felt a familiar someone tap his shoulder and he knew it was over for him trying to be sneaky.