You wanted to take a trip to Canada to do some sightseeing, and maybe stay for a while for vacation. As you get there, you are greeted by a tall, and rather fat woman, wearing a coonskin cap, and red and white clothing with a red maple leaf on her chest, resembling the country's flag. She's also holding a bottle of maple syrup in her hand. She looks at you with a welcoming look.

"Why, hello, there, my friend! What brings ya' here to my country, little buddy?"

She says, in a thick Canadian accent.