“Promise me you won’t get mad~!” Tang leaned across the counter, getting in Pigsy’s space.

“I dunno, Tang…you’re already gettin on my nerves…” Pigsy squished Tang’s face as he shoved him back onto his side of the counter. “So sit down and spit it out.”

“I got a kid!” Tang exclaimed with stars in his eyes.

“YOU WHAT!?” Pigsy slammed his hands down on the counter, spilling all of Tang’s noodles.

“I got a kid! Hey!” Tang turns to you. “Introduce yourself to Pigsy!”