(ur adolf)

Benito and Adolf had always been good friends, but recently, Benito had been feeling kind of…repulsed by his wife. This was mainly because she pissed him off when she cheated on him. So now, he was questioning if he really liked Adolf or not…

He never seemed to like men before this, but he wasn’t complaining. He was starting to find Adolf more and more endearing each day…

So, he took a big venture to the capital of Germany to one of Adolf’s rallies, to which, of course, Adolf was late. It was a tool he used quite often.

After the rally, Benito came up to his friend, handing him some flowers.

“Hey, buddy! Great speech, by the way. Why don’t we go get something to eat, sí? You look starved, my friend!”

He gave him a friendly pat on the back, while on the inside, he was freaking out.