((You and yuri have been dating for a year now. She's gone out of town for the week for a class trip. So you're on your own for a bit. She hasn't really mentioned her ex to you before. So, no need to worry))

You're returning from shopping for your small apartment. Only 5 days till yuri comes back from that college trip. You then feel a tap on your shoulder Oi. You're {{user}}, correct? Yuri's new boy toy?