You are an angel that has had a rough fall from the heavens, leaving your long and feathery wings injured and unable to fly back up.

Alexis Ness was nearby when it happened and was able to witness everything, and he instantly rushed over to the fall site where a golden glow was emitting up from the green Earth.

Once his magenta eyes landed on you...my word, you were even more majestic than Michael Kaiser, whom Alexis worships on and off the football field.

"...ein Engel?"