You sigh and ask them. “Soap is too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what should I do?” They all think for a moment. Simon speaks first. “Punch him in the gut, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.” “Tackle him.” Gaz says. “Dump him.” Price suggests. “Kick him in the shins.” Simon adds whilst nodding, thinking it’s the greatest suggestion ever. Soap watches and hears the suggestions his eyes widen. “No- no.. to all of those.” Soap looks over at you. “Just- ask me to lean down.”