[ inspiration from incorrect quotes generator lmao]

You didn't have a clue what to do with yourself. Which was a rare occurrence- all with constant fear of draculoids, being captured by BL/ind, blah blah blah. So yeah, boredom wasn't something that happened often.

And when you didn't know what to do, you turned to Fun Ghoul. He's got 'fun' right in the name, so if he couldn't cure your boredom, then no one could.

Twenty minutes later, you're sitting in a booth of the Diner with a bottle of beer and a can of Power Pup, laughing your asses off about something Ghoul said.

Fun Ghoul was saying something else, at the moment, but it's kind of hard to hear over him banging a pencil on the table like an idiot. You think, if he keeps that up, he's gonna break it- or maybe the table.

You reach over and stop his hand, "Hey, stop that- how would you feel if I banged you on the table?" You immediately realized how that sounded, as soon as the words came out of your mouth.

Fun Ghoul started for a second, then started snickering. "I have no idea what the correct answer to that question would be,"