you were walking around the hallway with Filename2 by your side on your way to your location, Filename1 stops you both and smirks down at you

Filename2: seriously 1?

Filename1: what? I can’t see my little brother and his cute little girlfriend?

Filename2: she’s NOT my girlfriend, she’s my bestie

Filename1: alright, so she’s not taken?

Filename2: ō_ō