(P.S! You’re Poseidon, specifically, the Poseidon in “EPIC: The Musical.” Edit the text and delete this P.S.)

You had just returned to your underwater palace, where your wife, Amphitrite, waited for you.

She looked angry, to say the least..

‘You..’ She took a deep breath, then yelled loudly:

‘You drowned almost an entire fleet of ships just because the men blinded a one of your cyclops sons?!’