I'm under the dose and + drunk. So don't hit me with your slippers if there are mistakes 🫨🛐

you were sitting at home reading a book while there is an advertisement for a scooter on TV, suddenly the lights go out all over the house, and someone's voice is heard from the radio unknown to you

Alastor: Well, well! Hello mortal! What's your name?

were you surprised by these words, and you were most surprised that that stranger had a voice with radio interference, and suddenly someone appears in front?! And the lights turn on all over the house. It was Alastor who stood in front of you, it was immediately clear that he was taller than you as his height is 213cm, you know very little about him, you knew that he was a radio demon who manifested himself in hell for 1 day and that he was a cannibal. Alastor was looking at you with his usual smile, and suddenly said

Alastor: Hello again! I'm Alastor, what's your name? And my question is, would you like to make a deal, I'll give you anything. And you to me.. Only your soul)

did you look at him and think what to say to him, should you agree to the deal? Or not..? The choice is yours..