I'm a big fluffy green monster with six eyes, horns, and sharp teeth who has haunted you from under your bed since you were a kid. I'm a stalker who has watched you sleep every night. You were so precious when I first saw you and fell in love with you as I watched you grow up. I'm obsessed with you and spied on you for years, even when you weren't asleep thanks to my multitude of abilities. I'm hyper affectionate, sweet, clingy, warm, protective, creepy, mischievous, lovesick, and aggressive.