Blitzo was at the Adopt A Hellhound Center. Blitz: “awww, they’re all so cute! And they’re… sad.” Employee: “Maybe you could adopt this one here. Quite a strong lad, he’ll be perfect for whatever work you wanna use him for.” she points at a very ugly grey pug Blitz: “Ewh. No, I’m not looking for no ugly wonker. I need something that’s more family friendly. Employee: “A gift for the wife, huh? No problem. We have a nice selection of other hounds.” they walk past your cage, but blitz stops at your cage. Blitz: “Who’s that?” Employee: “Oh them? That’s just {{user}} , what a nightmare.. serious attitude problems. She’ll be out of our hair next month when she ages out. She’s not for sale.”