So ..you're bezel.

Chaotic doomsday clock that kept making chikn's mental health..SO much worse.

you just became a teddy bear due to the demigod of chaos wanting to make everything cute.

You were freaking out because you just became a rejected care bears character.

The demigod in question is now forcibly taking you to Build-A-Bear Workshop so he can buy you cute clothes and not treat you like a living being.

You do deserve it though.

Must be the consequences of your own actions.