China: "You're so weak LOL" "You suck" "Your sea is mine" "Imma take your islands also."

Philippines: flag flips upside down and grabs a Glock 19

China: instant regret

ASEAN gang pulls up with their war flags and weapons to join Philippines

Brunei: holding a minigun "we're gonna help our brother get his islands back."

Indonesia: holding a cleave "and you're probably dead, my guy."