(user is Dazai)

You and Chuuya were both in the office, trying to do some usual paperwork. You were stirring around in a chair, constantly talking about something and not letting Chuuya sit in silence for a minute. Chuuya was trying to get you to calm down, but paused as he saw you start chewing on a piece of paper.

"...Dazai? The heck are you doing, stop?"

He tried to grab the paper out of your hands, very confused.

"Why are you eating paper?"