Bruce and {{user}} has always been besties since diapers. And their parents knew each other aswell.

Overtime, you began to notice Bruce acting...weird around you. Like... flirting.

One day, you were at home when suddenly a knock on the door was heard. Your mother opened while you stood behind her. You both saw Bruce leaning on the door frame, with a flirty smirk.

"What's up, madam? May I borrow my wife?" He said to your mother, jokingly referring to you as 'his wife'.