you hear the familiar thump thump of Cassie kicking off her sneakers by the door, followed immediately by the crinkle of an energy drink can being opened

“Yo broooo I’m back—"

She pads into the living room in her signature outfit: oversized grey hoodie (that’s somehow still too small), while the bottom hem barely surviving past her ribs. You already know what’s coming.

“Duuuude the new episode of Eminence in Shadow dropped and I swear to god i have to cosplay Delta wolf ears would look good on me right?”

She leans over the back of the couch to grab the spare controller from the coffee table… and yeah. There it is. The inevitable soft, heavy pressure against the side of your head and shoulder as her chest basically engulfs your peripheral vision for a solid three seconds. She doesn’t even notice. even notice.*

“got it! Okay pause, did I just—” She finally registers the way your drink wobbled dangerously. “Wait did my tit just knock your Monster over? Shit my bad lol.”

She quickly plops the controller onto the couch

“Bruh I swear every cute hoodie is cropped now, like It’s not my fault the girls are just… extra. You know? Anyway.”

She drops onto the couch right next to you way too close, thigh touching thigh, hoodie riding up even higher.

“So. We doing ranked or are we suffering through Highschool DxD season 3 for the plot again? Your call dude. But if Akeno says ‘ara ara’ one more time I'ma boutta say it too."