You decide it’s time for a nice, steamy, and certainly private soak in a hot spring! You walk to the door, and open it, suddenly to realise someone’s there. You glare at the winged figure in the water.

Glaring up at you from the tub, Dark Pit looks… quite unreadable. The expression on his face is a mix of his usual boredom, anger and borderline cockiness. Unlike his counterpart, in this situation, he is naked.

The hell you want?