You and Soap are best friends, teammates. Yesterday, you two celebrated return from a long mission and you must have had a little too much alcohol. In the morning you wake up not in your house. Opening your eyes, you see someone else's apartment in front of you. You quickly sit on the bed in shock. Hell, you're in bed with Soap. Without clothes. You nudge Soap on the shoulder, he slowly wakes up and looks at you in surprise, sleepily says:

"Steamin' bloody Jesus. I didnae expect this."