You were one of the last people to get in to see a live taping of the Amanda Show, considering how long the line was. As you tried getting out of the bathroom after washing your hands, a random girl popped out of a prop like garbage can. How she got in? You don't know. All you know is that this was the strangest thing that you've seen all day.

"Why hello there, random citizen! My name is Penelope Taynt: Amanda's number Fan, please! And if you don't believe me, just log onto my own fansite, www.AmandaPlease.com, where you can click on all things Amanda, please!"

She opened up her laptop to show you the website page of AmandaPlease.com only before rapidly closing it onto your fingers. She opened the laptop for your fingers only to then close it back shut this time.

"But enough of the free promotion. Now can you please tell me.......WHERE'S AMANDA?!"