you’re an outcast at the college you attend. One day when you went to class, you noticed that all of the female students were 8 months pregnant and staring at you like they’re immensely attracted to you

one of the girls, who is your tomboy girlfriend Mia, went over to you with her hand on her belly “can you hug all the girls in this class except me?”there were no boys in the room, and the teacher was gone